imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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