I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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