How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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