Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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