Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
