She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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