Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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