You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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