But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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