how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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