STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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