Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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