if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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