So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
