We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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