at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
two words: eviction party
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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