So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You need Xanax blowdarts
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Randomize
