question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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