Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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