once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
