I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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