Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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