it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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