When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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