I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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