Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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