shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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