I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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