NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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