Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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