oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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