Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
This toilet bowl is my home.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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