worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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