if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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