and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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