the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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