Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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