was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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