OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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