Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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