we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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