There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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