Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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