Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Randomize
