dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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