I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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