last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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