It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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