I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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