fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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