whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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