what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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