I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You can't motorboat a personality
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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