question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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